Fairy Tale
Survival Rule #32: If you find yourself at the mercy of a wicked witch,
sing a romantic ballad and wait for your Prince Charming to save the
day.
Yeah, no thanks. Dorthea is completely
princed out. Sure being the crown princess of Emerald has its perks—like
Glenda Original ball gowns and Hans Christian Louboutin heels. But a
forced marriage to the brooding prince Kato is so not what Dorthea had
in mind for her enchanted future.
Talk about unhappily ever after.
Trying
to fix her prince problem by wishing on a (cursed) star royally
backfires, leaving the kingdom in chaos and her parents stuck in some
place called "Kansas." Now it's up to Dorthea and her pixed off prince
to find the mysterious Wizard of Oz and undo the curse...before it
releases the wickedest witch of all and spells The End for the world of Story. @ goodreads
MY REVIEW:
https://www.goodreads.com/review/show/1243197977
I freaking loved this book! It was outrageous and over-the-top and I loved it!!
First
off, I love the cover of the book! I actually did judge a book by it's
cover because I never really read totally what it was about, which
didn't seem to make any difference because it kept me laughing and
that's what I want in a book at times.
Just the commentary alone
of Dot, Kato and Rexi are enough to keep you in stitches, but throw in
hydra's, monkey's, evil witches, wacked-out princes, and so many beings
it makes for a great comedy in a magical land.
There is not so
much going on that it makes the book overwhelming like many can, it
makes it just right! And I love the little quotes at the beginning of
each chapter from a book in the land of Fairy-tale :)
They author also left it open for another book and I so hope this is the case!
I
would recommend this to anyone that loves this type of fantasy book and
just wants a nice little laugh. There is plenty of smart@ssness to go
around in the book! 4 Stars!
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