An Adventure Time/Alice in Wonderland-style epic that smashes it's cute little face against grown-up, Tank Girl/Deadpool-esque violent madness. Follow Gert, a forty year old woman stuck in a six year olds body who has been stuck in the magical world of Fairyland for nearly thirty years. Join her and her giant battle-axe on a delightfully blood soaked journey to see who will survive the girl who HATES FAIRYLAND. @goodreads
I wouldn't let kids read this one! It's extremely gory and funny to boot!
Poor Gertrude it just a normal little girl playing into her room when she falls into fairyland.
She ends up being stuck there for 27 years because she can't find the key that will lead her home. And she's not a happy camper!
The Queen wants Gertrude out of fairyland because all she does is reek havoc! I mean she's inside of a little girls body still and she's in her 30's!
The Queen sends all kinds of things her way but it just doesn't work.
I love Gertrude's sidekick, Larry. He's supposed to be her guide and he is sarcastic and just plain funny as hell.
The ending was great. It's like Gertrude can't win for losing and that's all I'm going to say!
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